CeeCee’s Audiobook of the Month: Lair of Dreams

I’ll start off by stating that Libba Bray is one of my most favorite YA authors. She knows how to spin an adventurous tale filled with young, angsty love and complex characters. Most impressive is her ability to weave dozens of characters into multiple storylines that seamlessly merge together when everything comes to a head. So much is packed into this 600-page tome, but yet I managed to keep it all straight throughout the wild ride of dream-walking diviners, evil eugenicists, dancing Folly girls and underground ghosts.

It took me a while to recall all the players from the first installment, but the author expertly injected brief recaps without bogging down the story. One thing I do remember is that Evie, is positutely obnoxious! She’s a self-serving, unapologetic party girl who loves being the center of attention. Essentially she’s a 1920s Kardashian. There’s a sad backstory involving absentee parents and a dead brother, but I’m not pulling out the world’s smallest violin just yet.

But who cares about Evie (aka Evil) when we can journey with so many other fabulous characters with fascinating abilities? There’s a pretty lengthy cast of diviners to follow–and they are all gravitating toward one place: A creepy underground subway station rife with malevolent ghosts. There’s a number of villains lurking within the waking and dream worlds including a shadow man in a top hat, a veiled woman and cult leaders. Plus there’s Evie, who violates the girl code. But I suppose she’s one of the good guys.

Of all the characters, my favorite is Ling, a half-Chinese girl who walks through dreams. A newcomer to the series, she’s not acquainted with Evie and her Scooby Doo gang of friends. But with her diviner powers, she finds her way into the fold when she meets Henry (one of the gang) in a dream. Together, they explore a strange dreamworld as they pursue their individual quests. It gets complicated, so I’ll leave it at that. But I will say that their unlikely friendship is the best part of this book. Neither of them fit into mainstream society, a relatable struggle for readers young and old.

Then there’s Theta, a very secondary character who deserves her own standalone novel. This multi-talented, wise-cracking Follies dancer is a force to be reckoned with. A survivor of a psychopathic husband, Theta’s a self-made woman who’s willing to sing and dance her way to the top. I admire her loyalty to Evie and Henry, even when though they leave her in the dark throughout most of the book. Rude much!

Despite Evie’s obnoxious gin-riddled antics, I must admit that I was sucked into her budding relationship with Sam, a pick-pocketing con artist with a soft spot for fame-hungry women. When she fakes an engagement with Sam to build her star power, their ruse turns into radio show candy. The brainless masses are hooked and soon the two con artists become the toast of the town at lavish red carpet events. But as they say, what goes up must come down. And I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy watching the train wreck unfold.

I could tell you what happens next, but you’ll have to read the book instead. Better yet, get the audiobook because the narrator is positutely jake! I should warn you that it does get rather creepy when the gang wanders into the ghosts’ subterranean lair! This book is much darker than the first, which makes me wonder about the third installment. This will be a tough act to follow up, but I have faith in Miss Bray because she always delivers.

Read This, Not That! CeeCee’s Roundup of Library-Themed Mysteries


I think every cozy mystery lover’s dream is to run a super cute bookshop in an idyllic little hamlet rife with tourists, magical cats and murderous fiends. That must be why there’s a plethora of bookshop-themed mysteries with adorable kitties on the cover. As you can see by my book selections, this clever little marketing ploy works for a select target audience.  Slap a kitty or a haunted mansion—preferably both—on a cover and I’m in! So here’s a few hits and misses from my latest impulse buys, thus proving that the old adage rings true: Don’t judge a book by its cover.


Read This! Lending a Paw

I love this series for several reasons. One: the picturesque Upper Peninsula setting invoked my happiest summertime memories at Mackinac Island. Oh how I was craving homemade fudge while reading this thing!

Two: the leading lady, Minnie Hamilton, is a cat-rescuing, bookmobile-driving, crime-solving librarian. Enough said.

Three: Minnie’s rescue kitty plays a big role in nabbing the killer. I’ll stop right there before giving anything away, but I will say that this little hero has some seriously impressive sleuthing skills. It’s also very amusing when he responds to his humans with a resounding “merr.”

Four: There’s a twinge of spookiness when Minnie discovers her houseboat neighbors might be potential killers. How very Cape Fear! Okay, so maybe there isn’t a blood-soaked Robert De Niro clinging to the undercarriage of her car, but there’s still something very creepy about sleeping alone in a houseboat with a killer on the loose! And need I say that the story revolves around a library on wheels? What more could any cozy fan ask for?

Not That!  Murder at the 42nd Street Library

This book took me on a weird, herky-jerky ride that I was relieved to jump off. I feel really mixed up because the story was quite interesting, but the style was super painful to follow.

Told in third person, the story constantly hopscotches from one narrator to the other.  Just when I was getting into a scene—boom!—it would shift into a different narrative. I felt like I was trapped in a car with a driver learning how to use the stick shift. Somebody hit the cruise control already!

Other than the discombobulating ebb and flow, I found myself disliking all of the characters more and more. I knew it was all over for the main character, Ambler, when he reflected on how he used to have sympathy for abandoned animals and wingless butterflies before the evils of the world gave him a reality check. That did not sit well with me AT ALL. And then I learned about his hands-off parenting technique that led to disaster for his poor kid. I like my characters a little rough around the edges, but enough is enough.

I can’t deal with jaded, haunted protagonists with somber dispositions–and this book is riddled with them. I suddenly remember why I’m such a fan of the cozy mysteries. At least the amateur sleuths can lighten up and have a little fun. Plus there’s cute kitties and sweet little love scenes on the side. There seemed to be a little romance brewing between Ambler and Adele, but the spark just wasn’t there. They seemed more like sad and lonely middle-aged people in need of companionship.

And then there’s the rest of the crew who are all navigating their issues with adultery, negligent parenting, greed and other indiscretions that make me squirm.  Geez, if I wanted to feel depressed about mankind, I’d pick up another book by Gillian Flynn.

But hey, the murder mystery was actually pretty good. So if you like a well-plotted mystery with a cool Manhattan setting and enjoy this particular style of storytelling, I say go for it. This definitely isn’t my cup of tea.

Not That! By Book or By Crook by Eva Gates

Now don’t get me wrong, I love cute cozy mysteries filled with hunky detectives, crime-solving kitties and quaint little bookstores. However a little goes a long way and I got the sense that this author had to throw all of the ingredients into this undercooked stew of clichés. Let’s see, everybody loves lighthouses, so let’s turn one into a bookstore! Umm…how does this work exactly? Has the author even seen the tight quarters inside a lighthouse? And then there’s the love triangle among the sleuth, the beefcake cop and the boy-next-door. Throw in a crime-solving cat, a control-freak mom, a Machiavellian mean girl and some Jane Austen books and you’ve got yourself the perfect cozy mystery! Eh, not so much.

This book was just a little too cutesy for even me—and that says a lot. A murder mystery is tucked in there somewhere, but much of the focus was on the missing Jane Austen books and the mundane day-to-day motions of a small-town librarian. Lucy never really stepped up her game in the sleuthing department. She came across most of her finding by happenstance, not from gum-shoe detecting. Perhaps it would behoove her to set aside the Jane Austen drivel and pick up an Agatha Christie mystery. Just a suggestion.

To be honest, it’s hard for me to write this review because the book has practically vanished from my memory. So if you want a good library-themed mystery, I suggest picking up a title by Laurie Cass or Charlene Harris. You can’t go wrong with bookmobiles or Aurora Teagarden!

CeeCee’s Celtic Celebration!

UntitledTop of the morning to ya, lads and lassies! My wee four-legged bonnie lass is doing an Irish jig in anticipation of St. Pattie’s Day weekend!  By the luck of the Irish, we found some literary treasures under the rainbow. So grab yourself a cuppa—or perhaps an Irish whiskey—and curl up with these cozy little whodunits!

Off Kilter By Hannah Reed

The gist: As with all our hapless sleuths in the cozy mystery genre, Eden Elliott is at a crossroads in her life. With nothing anchoring her to the city life (lucky!), she decides to take a prolonged sabbatical in a quaint Scottish hamlet, where she can blissfully write her little heart out and complete her first novel. Lo and behold a worker is found dead—stabbed by his own sheers—on her new friend’s sheep farm. Someone is out to sabotage the farm and all evidence points to the new owner.  It’s up to our intrepid aspiring novelist to untangle the twisted web of nefarious family members to save her friend from a life in prison—or worse!

What worked: I picked up this book so I could whisk myself away to a quiet Scottish village with quirky characters, cozy bars with crackling fireplaces, and miles of rolling green pastures dotted with fluffy white sheep. This solid little mystery delivered all that in spades—and I can’t wait to read the next installment in this series to see if Eden will eventually fall for the town’s most eligible bachelor and set down roots in the lovely little hamlet of GlenKillen.

What irked me: Considering that Eden went to a tiny little town to stay put and write a book, why did she feel the need to rent a car—especially since she had to learn to drive stick shift on dangerous hairpin roads? This was a golden opportunity for her to go without a car and travel around on a bike like J.B. Fletcher. How cool would that be?

Overall: This is a great first installment to a fun little mystery series for those of us who enjoy traveling the world variously through books! Eden is a likeable, yet flawed, character who clearly has an interesting journey ahead filled with romance and dead bodies!


Murder in an Irish Village by Carlene O’Conner

The gist: Siobhán O’Sullivan is struggling to keep her family bistro—and her five siblings—afloat in the aftermath of her parents’ fatal car accident. Things go from bad to worse when a dead body is found inside the bistro and all evidence points to her alcoholic brother. Someone is clearly out to harm the “O’Sullivan Six,” and it’s up to our brown bread-baking sleuth to ferret out the killer before she loses her brother and the family business.

What worked: Siobhán is a girl after my own heart. When she’s not baking brown bread (whatever that is) or keeping her five siblings in line, she’s visiting the auto shop and pining over a pink scooter. I can totally relate! She’s also a lioness when it comes to protecting her brood. It’ll be interesting to see what pans out in the future. Will she fulfill her dreams of going off to college and living the big city life? Or will she fall in love with the hot detective and stay put in Kilbane? There’s also the hint of a love triangle forming with an entrepreneurial Yank. I’m a sucker for these dangling carrots so I’m off to the bookstore to get my next fix!

What irked me: SO MANY CHARACTERS! This is a constant struggle with cozy mysteries. Some books are easier to follow than others, but this one revolves around a family of six—plus a large cast of townies. Also, what in tarnations is brown bread? It can’t be just boring ol’ wheat bread, right? I need lots of savory details!

Overall: Another solid whodunit with a plot-twist ending I didn’t see coming! It’s hard to pull the Irish wool over my eyes, but this author managed to divert my suspicions with some clever red herrings. This is a fun little Irish getaway filled with lovable characters, small town charm, dangerous encounters and a dash of romance!

OUCH! Two Thumbs Down for ‘The House on Tradd Street’

Sadly the book did not deliver on its promise of a “chilling paranormal thriller” filled with family secrets and Southern Gothic mystique. What I got was a slew of cardboard characters, boring dialogue and a watered down ghost story that makes even the lamest episodes of Goosebumps seem scary. I could go on and on about the silly ghostly antics, the convoluted cold case mystery and the many pages of nothingness, but I’ll save you the gory details.

The absolute worst part about the book is the main character, Melanie. I’m sure I’m not alone in saying that there is nothing endearing about this woman. Throughout the book, she’s constantly bemoaning the uselessness of old Victorian houses, but yet she’s supposed to be a real estate shark who specializes in stately old Charleston homes? Speaking of her profession, how can a person with so much free time be such a real estate shark? Also she’s constantly trying to re-home a sweet little dog she inherited, along with an old Victorian home that she hates. I was waiting for her to have a bonding moment with the little guy (tragically named Robert E. Lee), but nope. So how did that add anything to the story, much less her likability? You got me!

Then there’s her love-hate relationship with some womanizing dude who’s trying to dig up dirt for a true crime book. I got the impression that the author was trying to build romantic tension with their constant bickering, but really this tired plot device made me hate the two reluctant lovebirds even more. If I took a shot of whiskey every time she admonished him for calling her “Mellie,” I’d be snockered within minutes. Actually, that might have been a good idea. The insufferable woman was constantly mad at someone and walking away in a huff for inexplicable reasons.

And then there’s the questionable comments like, “I know more about stripping paint than any woman in her late 30s have any business knowing.” Why shouldn’t a woman of any age know how to do home improvement stuff? Right from the get-go, her approval ratings dropped when she made a bewildering comment about “porch sitters” and how she doesn’t want to become one because she has so many derogatory terms for “those people.” WTF?

And if that’ not enough to want Smelly Mellie to become the next murder victim, she’s also one of those women who brags incessantly about eating donuts all day and never gaining weight. UGH! Come on, Miss White! Are you going out of your way to make the leading lady the object of hatred and scorn?

Either way, I’m done with this impossible character and will not continue on with the next book in this series, or any other series penned by this author. Judging by the many glowing reviews, Karen White clearly knows how to hit the sweet spot with a select target audience. I’m definitely not in that mix.

 

Two Radical Thumbs UP for ‘My Best Friend’s Exorcism’

If you, like me, are obsessed with the 80s nostalgic goodness/monster movie madness that is Stranger Things, this book is for you! It’s the perfect blend of humor, old school jams and gloriously cliched horror movie tropes. I mean come on, how could I say no to an exorcism story that uses The Go Go’s “We Got the Beat” as a pivotal plot point? This book was so totally bitchen’, I don’t even know where to begin. How about I break it down for you like this?

The gist: It’s true that this is a horror story involving demonic possession. However, Satan takes a second seat because this is really a story about a life-long friendship that was cemented at an ET-themed SkateLand birthday party (a mandatory rite of passage for all 80s kids). Nothing will stop our fearless protagonist, Abby, from saving her BFF, Gretchen, from sinking deep down into the demonic underworld! On her quest, she faces down the legions of evil, including back-stabbing frienemies, oppressive parents and the worst school principal ever! With the power of Phil Collins, VC Andrews and Belinda Carlisle, she and Gretchen are going to beat this demonic bitch! Why? Because together, they’ve got the beat! Sorry not sorry, couldn’t help myself.

“I love you, Gretchen Lang. You are my reflection and my shadow and I will not let you go. We are bound together forever and ever! Until Halley’s Comet comes around again. I love you dearly and I love you queerly and no demon is bigger than this!”

What worked: I loved everything about this book, especially all the totally tubular pop culture references. I had so much fun joining Abby and Gretchen as they sprayed their bangs sky high with AquaNet and tooted along in their super cool VW Rabbit convertible while making up their own lyrics to Phil Collin’s swoony love songs. This was such a fun satanic-themed trip down memory lane and I was so sad when it rolled to a surprisingly tear-jerking stop.

Eighties artifacts aside, Abby is the absolute best part of this book. It’s hard to believe she was created by a dude because I felt like we were soul sisters. I could totally relate to her many trials and tribulations—from criminally-negligent parents to horribly disfiguring acne to her VC Andrews obsession! I was pulling for her every step of the way, and she just kept tugging at my heart as she battled her enemies and sacrificed everything to save the one person she loved. I was expecting a tongue-in-cheek horror spoof, but instead I got a wallop of emotions that have been dormant for more than 20 years! Oops…I just gave away my age, didn’t I?

I also really appreciated the girl-power theme, which is thankfully becoming a current trend in books and movies. Men are no longer needed to save damsels in distress—and to that I say YA, YA, sistas!

What didn’t work: There’s an upsetting chapter involving a dog. Skip that chapter.

Added bonus: I listened to this book on audio and the narrator is totally righteous, dude!

Four Paws Up for ‘Paw Enforcement’ by Diane Kelly

The gist: A hapless Fort Worth cop, Megan Lutz, nearly loses her job after tasering her insufferable partner. She reluctantly partners up with a canine cop and signs up for anger-management classes. Probably a good idea since she’s prone to kicking her sexist colleagues where it counts! But hey, who could blame her? While working the shopping mall beat, she and her four-legged sleuth, Bridget, find themselves in the crosshairs of the next Unabomber…or I should say Tuna-bomber! When they’re not chasing down skate-boarding mall rats or writing out speeding tickets, our intrepid sleuths must ferret out the homegrown terrorist before the whole mall goes up in smoke!

What worked: Lately I’ve been getting really tired of these cozy mysteries starring prim and proper sleuths with little to no bad habits and character flaws. Their good manners and even-keeled dispositions don’t add much to the story or to their likability. I need a character who’s riddled with flaws, self-doubt and terrible habits. And I’m happy to say Megan Lutz is that character!  I love that she’s struggling with anger issues (I feel ya, girl!) and her ability to succeed in a male-dominated profession. She drives a tiny Smart Car, cries uncontrollably in the bathtub (with her furry sidekick by her side) and is a tad OCD about her diet. This girl is a bit of a mess—and I love her all the more for it!

Bass Master, a recently adopted Austin Pets Alive dog, gave this book four paws up!

At first I was a little put off by her reluctance to partner up with a big, gorgeous and somewhat sassy canine cop . But thankfully I soon learned that she’s a dog-lover at heart. It was a lot of fun watching their love story unfold. Nothing gets past these two crackerjack detectives—especially with Bridget’s drug-sniffing super powers!

What didn’t work: I love that Bridget gets to narrate a few chapters here and there—but those chapters are too short! I simply need more Bridget! Wouldn’t it be great if she could have her very own spinoff novella? Perhaps a murder mystery that delves deeper into her tragic backstory? Bass Master and I would love to know more about her journey from a downtrodden shelter dog to ace detective. Hint hint, Miss Kelly!

Overall: This is a fabulous series that is sure to win the hearts of mystery fans and dog lovers alike! The mystery is fun, but it’s the characters that pull me into the story.  So if you like humorous (but not slapstick), character-driven mysteries, this book is for you.

Best Books of 2017 Reading Extravaganza!


Good morning, 2018! Time to scour my reading list and shine the spotlight on books that rocked my 2017. This past year has been all about Victorian mysteries, gothic ghost stories, mystical cozies and even a dash of Texas noir!

So here you have it, the best of the best books (in no particular order) that I’ve read in 2017! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get cracking on my new pile of literary adventures that arrived under the Christmas tree. Apparently I’ve been a very good girl. 😉


Best YA Dystopian Thriller

All the Wind in the World by Samantha Mabry

I bought this book on a whim at the Texas Book Festival and had no idea it was a dystopian thriller. Had I have known this was a survival story set in a post-global warming ravaged world, I probably would’ve chucked it back on the shelf. Yet despite my distaste for post-apocalyptic books, I was mesmerized by the lyrical prose, the star-crossed love story, the brutal desert landscape. This new author clearly has a knack for world-building and character development. My heart poured out to Sarah Jac, who lost just about everything—and then some—in a series of traumatic events. In order to survive, she and James (her scheming soul mate) must resort to lies, betrayal and theft. Once you start peeling back the many layers to these onions, it’s not going to be pretty.  Part coming-of-age, part romance, part survival story, this is one heck of a journey I won’t ever forget! Needless to say, this new author is one to watch!


Best YA Gothic Thriller

How to Hang a Witch by Adriana Mather (a real-life decedent of Cotton Mather!)

If you’re looking for a good ol’ fashioned YA ghost story, this is it.  I was in the mood for a Lois Duncan-esque teen thriller and this book delivered! Similar to Duncan’s “Gallows Hill,” the story follows a hapless teenage girl with an otherworldly connection to the fallen witches of Salem. A descendant of Cotton Mather, the tables are turned and she’s the odd-girl-out at a school filled with superstitious mean girls. A love triangle ensues as she develops a love-hate relationship with a 300-year-old ghost and the boy next door. I know, I know, love triangles are so cliched. But yet, I still enjoy the bad boy vs. good boy dramarama. Is that so wrong? Either way, this is a super fun and campy teen thriller set amidst the spooky backdrop of the bewitched Salem woods. Hocus Pocus fans, eat your hearts out!


Best Indie Author Discovery

With This Curse by Amanda DeWees

Every once in a while I’ll give an unknown indie author a whirl. They have one chapter to win me over, and I’m a tough customer! If the pages are blemished with grammatical flaws or stilted dialogue, I’m done. Thankfully, Miss DeWees didn’t let me down. She’s a masterful wordsmith and –my god—how did she develop such an impressive vocabulary? I’m a little ashamed to say that I had to look up some of those words in my trusty Nook dictionary. I expected to find some anachronisms in this Victorian-era mystery, but alas, it was historically correct. Mechanics aside, I enjoyed the spooky atmosphere of the cursed manor and watching the romance unfold between Clare and her golden goose of a husband, Atticus. There’s multiple mysteries to solve—and when they all come to a head she finally gets to see Atticus for who he truly is. All in all, this author has a flare for drama and atmosphere. The only major flaw is Clara. Sadly, I did not like the main character at all. She was always mad at her subservient husband, who plucked her off of skid row and catered to her every whim. Her imperious demeanor was incongruous with her humble roots, which is something I hope the author will work on in the next book. That said, this series has a lot of potential. Bring on the next installment!


Best New Cozy Series

A Dark and Stormy Murder by Julia Buckley

This fun little cozy is proof that sometimes you can judge a book by its cover! This was a Barnes & Noble impulse buy that shaped out to be the most perfect book for Halloween. How could I go wrong with a murder mystery set amid the spooky backdrop of an cliff-side haunted mansion with hidden rooms? The main character—a fledgling writer—gets to live out two of my fantasies: co-writing a book with a best-selling author while living out a Nancy Drew mystery in a haunted mansion. Be still, my heart! Throw in two eligible bachelors, four-legged sidekicks and a slew of suspicious townsfolk, and you’ve got all the ingredients for the most perfect cozy mystery evers! Another new series to add to my list! Read the full review here!


Best Gone Girl-esque Thriller

Woman in Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware

I just finished reading Miss Ware’s other title, “In a Dark, Dark Wood,” and it was almost a tossup over which book would make the list. But alas, this cruise ship murder mystery is hands-down the most suspenseful book I’ve read this year. In the vein of Gone Girl, we’ve got a VERY flawed and complex narrator on our hands. There are a multitude of variables that draw question marks about her credibility. This is one of those books that requires hours of binge-reading because the suspense is through the roof! Trust me on this, the final chapters are insane! What I love most about this author is her ability to distort objects of beauty into omens of impending doom. She can turn an opulent room into a sinister funhouse of mirrors, creating a sense of dread and claustrophobia. I really felt like I was on that luxurious—yet off-kilter—cruise ship amid shady rich folk with hidden agendas. Come to think of it, I think I’ll just stick to planes, trains and automobiles from now on. Read the full review here!


Best Texas Noir Thriller

The Dime by Kathleen Kent

I met this author at a BookPeople event starring my favorite hard-boiled Texas crime writer, Joe Lansdale. He raved about this new series, so I decided to give it a whirl. As I expected, Mister Lansdale didn’t steer me wrong. This book is far and away the best Texas thriller I’ve read in a while. Sorry, Hap and Leonard. The lead character—a six-foot-tall red-headed lesbian—is the quintessential Strong Texas Woman with a tough exterior and a soft heart. I enjoyed the drug-cartel thrillride, but what I love most about this book is the cast of characters and the witty dialogue. Just when I made my mind up about someone (like Betty’s womanizing partner, Seth) something cracks within their cliched exterior and you get to see that not everything is black and white. Read my full review here!

 

CeeCee’s Christmas Cornucopia! Holiday Reads to Soothe the Savage Beast

Is it just me or did Christmas day sneak up on us like a red-and-green-tinseled panther? Somehow CeeCee and I got too busy to share all of our festive holiday reads with our lovely readers. Heck—we didn’t even have time to get a dang tree! But somehow in between the hellacious mall excursions and holiday happy hours, we made time to get through a huge pile of seasonal mysteries…and maybe even a romance or two because Christmas brings out the sap in us.

So here’s some books that are sure to warm your soul and maybe even give you the goosies!


Jacob T. Marley by R. William Bennett

The gist: The story follows the life and death of Jacob T. Marley, a terrible, awful, repugnant man who took his love of money to a sick and twisted level. On his deathbed, he has an epiphany that changes the course of his afterlife. He then goes on a quest to save Scrooge’s soul.

The verdict: If you’re going to read just one book during the yuletide season, let it be this one! Hard-core Dickens fans, have no fear! This Christmas Carol spin-off is very true to the original masterpiece. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think that Mister Dickens came back from the grave and wrote it himself! Perhaps he did and is using a pseudonym?  Either way, this is a wonderful tale about hope, redemption and the everlasting power of human kindness. I especially love this quote:

“Are spirits so involved in men’s lives? Marley asked.
Mankind is involved in men’s lives. We only help them know how.
…Jacob, all around you, every day, as you walk the miles of earth, there are calls to your spirit and to all others’ spirits as well. They come from your fellow beings and from life itself: the way the sun highlights a tree, a bird song lilting across the morning, the smell of flowers. All these are for your joy, but also for more. They call you.”


Death, Taxes and Mistletoe Mayhem by Diane Kelly

The gist: The story follows characters from two different mystery series. It starts off with Tara, and IRS agent who is tracking down a thief who’s making false claims about stolen jewelry. The others (my favorite!) is Megan, a mall cop and her goofy four-legged partner, Brigit. Together, they’re tracking down the perp and helping a broken-hearted Santa find love again.

The verdict:  This fun little novella pretty much sold me on Diane Kelly’s books. The dialogue is snappy, the female crime-fighters are fun and feisty, and there’s even a dog thrown in the mix! Multiple narratives are woven throughout the chapters and Brigit even gets to partake in the narration. Miss Kelly writes a good whodunit, and I especially love the characters’ zany antics. Tara is clearly passionate about bringing tax fraud perps to justice—and she won’t hesitate to take down a sweet ol’ lady in an ugly Christmas sweater. Megan, on the other hand, isn’t as fearless. But with help from her goofy sidekick, she’ll muster up the courage to lay down the law. I especially loved the scene with the teenage shop-lifters. Hilarious stuff! Can’t wait to join them both on more adventures.


The Christmas Train by David Baldacci

The gist: A burned out journalist goes on an epic coast-to-coast train trip to rejuvenate his writer’s soul. The journey is filled with twists, turns and derailments when his ex (the one that got away!) and current girlfriend hop aboard. What are the odds? Their linear routes soon get altered and their destinations take a different course. So many fun train metaphors!!!

The verdict: This is a heart-warming audiobook (expertly narrated by Tim Mathison) that I keep coming back to every December. I love how all the passengers turn from strangers to family members as the story progresses. They all have their own little quirks and agendas that come to a head in the final chapters. There’s theft, conspiracy, hidden secrets and—above all else—steamy (pun intended) romance! The Hallmark movie is cute, but of course the book is better. What I truly love about this book is the underlying message that life isn’t about getting from point-A to point-B. That we need to slow our roll and relish the short time we have on earth by being present and taking the time to get to know the people we meet. This passage sums it up:

“It’s been my experience that most folk who ride trains could care less where they’re going. For them it’s the journey itself and the people they meet along the way. You see, at every stop this train makes, a little bit of America, a little bit of your country, gets on and says hello. That’s why trains are so popular at Christmas. People get on to meet their country over the holidays. They’re looking for some friendship, a warm body to talk to. People don’t rush on a train, because that’s not what trains are for. How do you put a dollar value on that? What accounting line does that go on?”

CeeCee’s Countdown to Christmas! The Mistletoe Inn by Richard Paul Evans

 

I’m not ashamed to admit that the Hallmark Channel movie inspired me to read this holiday-infused romance. The movie wasn’t half bad and I like a plot centered around aspiring romance novelists. Also, I love the idea of spending a week at a writer’s retreat nestled in a snowy, Christmassy village replete with roasting chestnuts, twinkling lights and snow-capped mountains. Oh how sweet would it be to pound away at my keyboard in a cozy little room amidst a winter wonderland backdrop….sigh.

But I digress..lets’ get back to the story, shall we? Do I need to tell you that the book is better than the movie? Didn’t think so. While reading the book, I really connected with Kimberly because she’s a total daddy’s girl and a struggling aspiring writer. We’re basically soul sisters.  Her only flaw is her taste in men. How could such a smart, big-hearted girl waste her time on so many cads with blatant personality disorders? I just don’t get it. Either way, she’s a girl after my own heart, but maybe that’s because I, too, am a hapless, aspiring novelist.

I also really loved the sweet father-daughter relationship. Without a mother, Kimberly’s world revolves around her dad, who would sacrifice just about anything to make sure she fulfills her lifelong dream of becoming a novelist. The movie sort of touched on this, but of course Hallmark has to keep a laser focus on the contrived romance. Plus there were a few pointless silly antics thrown in the works, like Zeke lugging around a ginormous antique typewriter. Why? Is this a ploy to make him look like an authentic writer? Don’t even get me started on their first romantic encounter. In true Hallmark Channel fashion, Kimberly and Zeke mindlessly tumbled over each other and started bickering like an old married couple. Thus begins the love-hate relationship antics…snore. Also, why did the movie have to paint Kimberly as a blundering idiot? Are women more lovable when they’re constantly tripping all over themselves? I don’t get why this is a thing.

Thankfully, Kimberly is much more poised in the book. My only gripe is that this grown-ass woman turns into a crybaby when someone has the gall to critique her writing. When Zeke, her writing group buddy—and love interest—told her in the kindest way possible that she needs to develop her characters, she just about lost it. Does she not know the definition of the word “critique?”

Aside from that little snafu, I still rooted for Kimberly all the way. Whether or not she ended up with Zeke, I could care less. But I was pulling for her writing career and hoping that her father was right when he kept saying “our best years are still ahead of us.” 

As for the “surprise twist,” I’m a little confused. Was this really meant to be a surprise bombshell? Eh, whatevs. I was mildly amused nonetheless. I highly recommend the audiobook to anyone who needs a light, brainless distraction while wrapping presents or battling that zany holiday traffic.

CeeCee’s Countdown to Christmas: Twelve Slays of Christmas

Yappy howlidays! CeeCee is back with more holiday-themed book reviews! It’s the most wonderful time of year for this little lady who just loves playing dress-up. So sit back, grab yourself a hot toddy (careful with that whiskey…I speak from experience) and have yourself a jolly good time with a good yuletide tale of murder, mischief, lies and deceit!

The gist: A very formulaic cozy mystery about a big city girl named Holly (moan) who returns to her small-town roots in Mistletoe (double moan) with her tail tucked between her legs.  Unlucky in love and at a career crossroads, she shacks up with her sickeningly adorable parents at their Christmas tree farm. Lo and behold, someone knocked off the resident B-Word and all clues lead to Holly’s father. The love triangle ensues (just kill me now!) as she joins forces with a rookie reporter and a mysterious detective to track down the killer before her pops ends up in the big house and the tree farm goes belly up!

What worked: Aside from the generic plot structure, I enjoyed the Christmassy scenery. The author did a good job describing the sights and sounds of the season permeating the quaint little Mistletoe village. I also liked the budding BFF relationship between Holly and her old high school acquaintance. Despite my grievances, which I will get to in a moment, I might pick up the next book to see how her new bakery develops, and whether Holly will start up her own jewelry store business. Those little teasers really do work!

What didn’t work: This is a VERY paint-by-the-numbers murder mystery. Every cliché in the book is thrown in here. Sadly, this is a forgettable story that just melts into all the other cookie-cutter mysteries I’ve read in the past. The characters were all nice enough, but nobody really spoke to my heart.  Although I should give Holly some props for being a good cat mom to Cindy Lou Hoo.

Overall: Just a so-so holiday read for readers who enjoy Hallmark Movie-esque mysteries.