Gizzy’s Pick: Another Bad Dog Book by Joni B. Cole

At first, Gizzy wasn’t too thrilled about me reading a bad-dog book, but when I told him the author’s adorable bat-eared Chihuahua only makes a couple of appearances in the book, he decided to let this one slide. So why is this book titled “Another Bad Dog Book,” you ask? Well, although the collection of personal essays is not centered around a mischievous mutt, it was inspired by the author’s love for her scruffy little rescue dog, Eli.

It all began one fateful day at the bookstore when Joni stumbled upon a slew of bestselling memoirs about bad dogs. She realized she, too, could land on the bestseller list by publishing her own “bad dog” story.

As I sat in the bookstore’s café thinking about my dog and how much more fascinating he was than most celebrities, an idea started to take shape. I pushed aside the gossip magazines I had been skimming, retrieved a notepad from my purse and began to write.”

And so begins “Another Bad Dog Book,” a title that hits home with me –and judging from my fellow bloggers’ websites – a lot of other bookworms who share a passion for four-legged cuddle mongers and good writing.

From the pains of raising a surly tween, to coping with the realities of midlife, to dealing with eccentric parents, this book is filled with an array of funny and outrageously honest stories about life, love and neurotic behavior.

Here’s a taste of just a few of my favorite chapters:

The Boy of Summer In this essay, Joni journeys back in time to the summer of her high school junior year when she spent her days at the pool waiting for a sighting of her big-time crush, Dale Zug.  Lean and easy-going in his 501 jeans, he had the swagger of a cowboy and the brooding good looks of James Dean. Decades later, she finds him on Facebook and discovers that he’s more Jeff Foxworthy than James Dean.  A word to the wise, if you don’t want to shatter the illusions of your high school crush,  don’t “friend” him on Facebook!

Rest Home: As a daddy’s girl – and a big-time Murder She Wrote fan – this chapter really struck a cord with me.  While hanging out with her father in his private room at Garden Spot,  Joni observes all of the cheerful aspects of rest home life, like watching uninterrupted episodes of Murder She Wrote, taking a stroll down the cheerful halls adorned with colorful artwork, and letting others worry about cooking and cleaning. Although this chapter offers a humorous look at nursing homes,  Joni also writes about her love for her father, who after a massive stroke, drifts in and out of lucidity. She closes the chapter with a touching father-daughter moment when her father drifted back into his old self and reminded her of the father he used to be. Life is pretty fragile, and this chapter helped me realize that things cannot be left unsaid.

But Enough About Me:  In my line of work, I sometimes have to endure networking mixers. Aside from public speaking, there’s nothing I dread more than struggling to make small talk with complete strangers while awkwardly eating rubbery banquet food. My palms get sweaty just thinking about it! In this chapter, Joni struggles to strike up a conversation with two disinterested old bitties at a luncheon for women of the arts. Desperate to capture their attention, Joni launches into a long monologue about her work as an author and educator. While droning on and on about her book projects, writing workshops, and – eek! –sexual dysfunction,  she realizes that she can’t stop talking.  Since I have had a similar inner discussion with myself while inadvertently cornering a helpless victim at an obligatory social mixer, this part really had me in stitches.

“I have been in the position Marion finds herself in now, held hostage by the nonstop talker. First, you are transfixed by the torrent of words, the cluelessness, the solipsism of the speaker. Then you begin to attend to small, previously overlooked details: the number of times she blinks per minute, the pull of her earrings on her earlobes…You continue to feign attention, but your mind wanders: Do my bottom teeth show when I talk?

While reading this chapter, I laughed so hard, I began snorting in an unladylike fashion, which was rather awkward while sitting between two strangers on a plane.

Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed each and every chapter in this book.  Joni has a knack for turning random situations  – like sitting in the nosebleeds at an American Idol concert – into hilarious and meaningful life lessons. After reading this book, I felt like I just spent a relaxing evening drinking margaritas with a best girlfriend.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Get it, read it, share it!

This book is scheduled  to be released on Oct. 11.  If you want to know more about this talented writer, check out her super cute website.

Under Attack by Hannah Jayne

The dramatic cover, with a leather-clad huntress wielding a smoking gun in one hand and a Taser gun in the other, might suggest this book is about a kick-ass demon warrior on a quest to evicerate the forces of evil.  But don’t be fooled – this book is not what it  appears to be! And for me, that’s a good thing because I’m much more into fun and frothy urban fantasies involving quirky crime-solving sleuths and preternatural hotties. So if you, like me, enjoy characters like Sookie Stackhouse or Stephanie Plum, you’ll really get a kick out of Sophie Lawson, the leading lady in Hanna Jayne’s Underworld Detection Agency series.  

As a human immune to magic, Sophie is somewhat of an anomaly at the Underworld Detection Agency, a beurocratic office that helps paranormal beings blend into San Francisco society.  As the executive assistant to the agency’s director, she uses her magical force shield to her advantage while dealing with disgruntled trolls, vamps, weres and pixies. But after a brush with evil at – where else – Starbucks, she realizes her resistance to magic is no match for Satan’s Spawn.

On a quest to retrieve the Vessel of Souls, a mysterious artifact filled with the souls of the recently departed, Satan’s minion (in the form of Elle Woods) plans to tip the balance and control both worlds. And when she discovers Sophie is the key to finding  the divine vessel, all hell breaks loose – literally!

To save the world from Satan’s wrath – and to avoid dying a slow, painful death – Sophie teams up with her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Alex, and her vampire best friend to find the vessel before it lands in the wrong hands. As they piece together clues, they unearth some dangerous secrets about Sophie’s family. And the closer they get to the vessel, the more they learn about her unusual ability.

As if being stalked and tortured by the devil incarnate isn’t bad enough – Sophie gets the boot from the Underworld Detection Agency after a new micro-managey director takes over. With no other prospects, she ends up working at a re-sale pants shop called People’s Pants. I don’t know what’s worse, having to save the world from an impending apocalypse or working at a store filled with polyester pants and embroidered capris. Ick!

Things really get complicated when Sophie discovers Alex, a fallen angel,  may have an agenda of his own. Should she trust him to use the vessel for good? Or is he just using her in order to restore his fallen wings? You’ll have to read to find out! But you’ll have to wait until it’s released on November 1.

Needless to say, I’m a big fan of Hanna Jayne’s new series. Sophie’s sassy first-person narrative is as charming as it is hilarious. She keeps the quips coming without overdoing it.  While the tone is generally light, there is an undercurrent of danger.  If you’re a fan of Molly Harper, Richelle Mead, or Charlaine Harris, you’ll love this new series. My advice: Get it, read it, share it!

In My Mailbox

I don’t mean to brag, but my blog is pretty awesome. If you need more proof of my awesomeness, check out the award below. That’s right, I’m a shameless self-promoter and proud! Now that authors are taking notice of the wonderous glory that is Chick Lit Cafe, they are sending me review copies of their books. Impressed? You should be!

Now that I have sufficiently tooted my horn in the most obnoxious way possible, I would like to shine the spotlight on two books that recently arrived in my mailbox. Check ’em out!

Another Bad Dog Book by Joni B. Cole

From Goodreads: In this collection of twenty-eight essays, Joni B. Cole reveals a mastery at mingling low moments with high comedy; and social awkwardness with social observation. At once insecure and narcissistic, loving and wanting to be loved, Cole reveals (and revels in) what it means to be human, in a way that will make readers laugh and think at the same time. The title essay in this collection was inspired when the writer went to the bookstore and noticed all the bestselling books about adorably naughty dogs. At first resentful of these other authors’ success, she eventually realized she had her own “bad dog” story to exploit, in the form of her adorable, nine-pound dog, Eli, who won’t be contained by invisible fencing, and won’t let anyone pet the family cat in peace. Yet, from this huffish beginning evolved a sincerely heartwarming and hilarious story about love, longing, and the adventure of midlife. The collection includes “Strangers on a Train,” nominated for a 2011 Pushcart Prize

Under Attack by Hannah Jayne

From Goodreads: Sophie Lawson is a human immune to magic, which comes in handy for helping paranormal beings transition into everyday life. But fallen angel Alex Grace and his search for the Vessel of Souls is one curse she never saw coming. Suddenly an unexplainable string of killings and destruction has even San Francisco’s demons fearing for their immortal lives. And Sophie isn’t about to trust Alex’s all-too-vulnerable charm or his secret agenda. Now their hunt is revealing dangerous secrets about Sophie’s past, and a malevolent power hellishly close to turning one irreverent human into the ultimate supernatural weapon. . .

I’m a Winner!

 Here ye! Here ye! Here ye! Princess Jessica, founder and CEO of Chick Lit Café, has just received the Liebster Blog Award!

A big thanks goes out to my fellow book blogger and audiobook aficionado over at Lip Gloss and Literature for humbly bestowing Chick Lit Café with this grand honor! If you’ve never heard of it,  the Liebster Award is given to encourage, highlight and congratulate small bloggers (200 followers or less) across the web.

Now on to the rules:

  1. Thank the giver and link back to the blogger who gave it to you.
  2. Reveal your top five picks and let them know by leaving a comment on their blog.
  3. Copy and paste the award on your blog.
  4. Cross your fingers and hope your followers will spread the love to other bloggers.
  5. And most of all – brag about your award to all your friends and family members! Make sure to be extra obnoxious to those (*cough* my dad) who roll their eyes whenever you blab their ears off about your blog.

Here are my favorite – or as they say in Germany“liebster” – blogs:

Queen of Reading

Writing Strong Women

Chick Lit = The New Black

Mrs. Q Book Addict

The Eco-Chain of Dating: Life in LA

Congrats to everyone – and many thanks to Lip Gloss and Literature!

The Help by Kathryn Stockett

Outrage. Disgust. Shame. These are all words that tumble forth when I think about the cruel treatment of blacks back in the early 1960s.  But then I get to thinking….what would I have been like back then? Would I have kept company with people like Elizabeth Leefolt, a narcissistic society lady who treated blacks  like disease-ridden vermin? I shudder to think that I would have been a member of  Hilly Holbrook’s mean girl club (aka the Junior League), which focused on inventing new ways of exploiting and demeaning their black maids.

I’d like to think that I would have been like Skeeter, a crusading writer who risked everything to make a change. Like most women her age, she was conditioned to believe that black people were content to do nothing more than iron pleats, raise other people’s babies and polish silver.  It wasn’t until her beloved black housemaid mysteriously left town “to be with her people,” when Skeeter began to realize that something very wrong was going on in Jackson, Mississippi.

Fresh out of college, Skeeter had big dreams of becoming a writer. But with no work experience, the only writing gig she could get was for a mundane housekeeping column. Desperate to make her mark in the publishing world, she decided to embark on a forbidden literary venture: A tell-all book filled with interviews from black maids. But little did she know, the maids weren’t all too gungho on exposing their stories for public scrutiny. As her friend’s maid,  Aibileen,  put it, “I might as well burn my own house down.”

After gaining the trust of Aibileen, one of the oldest and most respected maids in Jackson’s black community, Skeeter slowly builds credibility with the other maids.  And as they put themselves at risk by breaking their decades of silence,  Skeeter realizes she may of bitten off more than she could chew.

Narrated by Skeeter, Aibileen and Minny –a feisty black maid with a propensity for talking back to her bosses – Stockett effortlessly weaves together three compelling storylines. Unlike any other book I’ve ever read, the energy in the prose on each page had me completely enthralled. My heart lurched for Aibileen, who spent  her life raising other people’s babies, constantly dreading the day when they would stop seeing her through untainted, colorblind eyes.  I was especially touched by the unconditional love she gave to Mae Mobley, a percoscious toddler in desperate need of love an encouragement from her mother.

I was also captivated by the unlikely friendship between Minny and her boss Celia, a lonely  town outcast who curiously yearns for her maid’s friendship.  After being treated like a second-class citizen all her life, Minny doesn’t know what to think of this crazy blond woman who greets her every morning with a warm hug and a smile. Unwilling to let down her guard, Minny refuses to feel anything for her boss. But her reslolve fades away when she realizes Celia’s kindhearted nature might just be the real deal.

Filled with wonderfully complex characters and an eye-opening story, this is one powerful book that will sit with me for a very long time. Stockett did an amazing job transporting her readers back to a time and place when black women raised and nurtured white babies, but were deemed too vile to use the same bathroom as their employers.

Who out there has seen the movie? How does it compare to the book?

Fall Reading Roundup!

Can you feel it? According to my calendar, fall is just around the corner. I can only wish! As one of the hottest –and I mean HOT! – summers on record comes to an end, it’s hard to imagine that balmy days and crisp breezes lie ahead. But autumn will eventually find its way here – glowing jack-o-lanterns and scarecrows will appear, football fever will take over my husband, and my will-power will, yet again, be tested  by all the pumpkin-spiced goodness at Starbucks. Mmmm…I can smell the spicy aroma already.

 To get in the spirit, I’m listing all the books I plan on reading this fall.

 Graveminder by Melissa Marr

From Goodreads: Melissa Marr is known to young adult readers as the author of the popular faery series Wicked Lovely. Her debut leap into adult fiction lands her in the small community of Claysville, a town where the dead walk free unless there their graves are not properly tended. Into this eerie maelstrom, Rebekkah Barrow descends as she returns to a place that she once believed she knew.

 Wicked Witch Murder by Leslie Meier

From Goodreads: With planning the town’s annual Halloween Party, the drought wreaking havoc on her garden, and her brood of four children, Lucy Stone’s got her hands full this fall. As the air turns crisp and the trees blaze red and gold in the tiny town of Tinker’s Cove,Maine, a newcomer arrives who seems to suit the Halloween season. Diana Ravenscroft has just opened Solstice, a charming little shop featuring candles, crystals, jewelry, and psychic readings. But after an unnervingly accurate reading by Diana, Lucy starts to get more than a little spooked.

 
If Walls Could Talk (Haunted Home Repair #1) by Juliet Blackwell

 From Goodreads: Melanie Turner has made quite a name for herself remodeling historic houses in the San Francisco Bay Area. But now her reputation may be on the line. At her newest project, a run-downPacificHeights mansion, Mel is visited by the ghost of a colleague who recently met a bad end with power tools. Mel hopes that by nailing the killer, she can rid herself of the ghostly presence of the murdered man-and not end up a construction casualty herself.

  The Secret of Cypriere Bayou by Jana Deleon

From Goodreads: For Olivia Markham, laMalediction is the ideal setting in which to complete her work. But something is sending a chill up the usually fearless author’s spine. There are the unearthly noises, the sliding panels, the hidden passageways…and John Landry, the sexy caretaker who seems less than welcoming.

John has work of his own to do and he doesn’t need the distraction of a mysterious beauty claiming the old mansion is cursed. But he can’t ignore the fact that someone is doing everything to scare Olivia away – permanently. Working together to uncover laMalediction’s alarming secrets and root out the evil stalking them, John finds Olivia impossible to resist, and he knows it’s only a matter of time before something unexpected – and undeniable – happens between them.

 Halloween Party by Agatha Christie

From Goodreads: At a Halloween party, Hercule Poirot aids mystery writer Ariadne Oliver in an investigation into the murder of a young girl-who may have witnessed a murder herself. But unmasking the killer proves more daunting than bobbing for apples.

 
Do any of these books look good to you? What are you reading this fall?

Waiting on Wednesday Pick: The Evil Inside by Heather Graham

The dog days of summer are winding down (even though I’m going to endure 100+ degree weather until late October) and I’m already thinking about all the Halloweenie books I’m going to read this fall! It’s funny how my moods shift when the seasons change. Just like changing out my summer and winter wardrobe, I like to switch from light and frothy romances to gothic mysteries when the days grow shorter.  And what better way to ring in the Halloween season than with a classic haunted house tale?  That’s why I chose Heather Graham’s latest thriller – an atmospheric mystery surrounding a haunted mansion filled with ghosties and dark secrets!

Waiting on Wednesday is a weekly event, hosted over at Breaking The Spine, that spotlights exciting  upcoming releases.  My pick this week is “The Evil Inside.” Brrr….the title alone gives me the williebumps! 

From Goodreads:

For as long as it has stood overlooking New England’s jagged coastline, Lexington House has been the witness to madness…and murder. But in recent years the inexplicable malice that once tormented so many has lain as silent as its victims. Until now…

A member of the nation’s foremost paranormal forensic team, Jenna Duffy has made a career out of investigating the inexplicable. Yet nothing could prepare her for the string of slayings once again plaguing Lexington House – or for the chief suspect, a boy barely old enough to drive, much less kill.

With the young man’s life on the line, Jenna must team up with attorney Samuel Hill to pinpoint who – or what – is taking the lives of those who get too close to the past. But everything they learn brings them closer to the forces of evil stalking this tortured ground.

Publication date: Aug. 30.

A Q&A with Juliet Blackwell, Author of the Witchcraft Mystery Series

Oops, I did it again. I got sucked into another paranormal mystery series! Just by looking at the book cover of Juliet Blackwell’s Hexes and Hemlines – which features a fashionable witch brewing potions with an irresistibly cute pink pig – I had a feeling I’d become an instant fan. Is it just me or are chick lit mystery series getting better and better?

In Hexes and Hemlines, Blackwell’s third installment in her Witchcraft Mystery series, Lily Ivory is called away from her vintage clothing boutique to investigate yet another strange murder in San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district.

With her magical ability to sense vibrations from the past, Lily is overwhelmed by the bad juju surrounding the crime scene in Malachi Zazi’s upscale apartment. Malachi, a high society eccentric who dedicated his life to discrediting superstitions, was found stabbed to death in a room full of bad luck symbols. When his rationalist club members find themselves plagued by bad luck, Lily begins to wonder if his death was a mere coincidence or if something more sinister is to blame.

When evidence points to a creepy time-bending witch, a self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness, and a secret coven of dark witches, Lily is determined to solve the mystery before everyone’s luck runs out.

This best-selling author was kind enough to chat with Chick Lit Café about her spellbinding mystery series. Learn all about her research with witches, how she creates her characters and what’s up next! 

What made you decide to write about a natural-born witch struggling to find a place she can finally call home?

The “outsider trying to fit in” is an enduring theme in fiction.  I think the reason people are so drawn to this storyline is that we all feel a little out of place, at least some of the time – or maybe, in our heart of heart, we have a fear that “if people knew who I really was they wouldn’t like me anymore.” I loved the idea of creating a character born with natural magical abilities, who is then reviled because of them.  I’ve had a lifelong interest in witches and witchcraft, especially in the ways so many witches have been respected and adored healers during good times, and then despised at certain points in history.

You have a real knack for creating wonderfully eclectic characters. I especially love Oscar – Lily’s shape-shifting goblin sidekick! How did you come up with this character?  

I’m glad you like him – Oscar’s become a favorite amongst my readers, and I adore him!  I really, really revel in coming up with characters to populate my novels—that’s my favorite part of writing.  I notice quirks and characteristics whenever I’m around people, and sometimes I utilize these when I develop fictional characters…but just as often, the characters seem to take on a life of their own (that’s the real magic of fiction!).  Oscar started out as a regular witch’s familiar, but then I wanted Lily to have someone to talk to about magical things, to express her fears and discuss spells.  I had seen the cutest little gargoyle in New York, and I couldn’t stop thinking of him…so he became the “real” Oscar, who naturally had to have a pet form to shift into – and he chose to be a pet-bellied pig.

Clearly a lot of research goes into these books, which are filled with an impressive array of historical facts about witches and mysticism. I’m sure you meet some interesting people and explore fascinating places while you’re doing your research. Do you have any memorable stories to share?

I adore research!  I was trained as an anthropologist, and though I do a lot of reading in history and sociology, I love getting out and meeting people who call themselves witches, psychics, faith healers, etc.  I’ve been so lucky to have several covens invite me to come witness their circles, as well as solo practitioners who have allowed me to watch while they cast spells and conjure.  Some of these people have very strong personalities, and every once in a while they’re a bit scary – many witches embrace the ability to curse, as well as to perform positive magic.  For my last book, Hexes and Hemlines, I interviewed a Rom (Gypsy) witch who was a real character.  One of the things I find most fascinating is how many different systems of magic exist in the world, and how often they include aspects of religion and medicine in their practice.

The Haight-Ashbury district is like a character all in itself! As a writer, what draws you to this area of San Francisco?

You just answered your own question: The Haight-Ashbury really is its own character!  As an author, I love interesting settings, though I’m not wild about long descriptive passages.  The Haight allows me to say very little yet still – I hope—set a vivid scene.  Also, The Haight-Ashbury is such an iconic neighborhood since it hosted the hippies in the Summer of Love, 1968.  There are still so many quirky, intriguing folks living there that it would be a natural landing place for a witch who doesn’t want to draw too much notice to herself.  And finally – I think the Haight has more vintage clothing stores than any other area of the city!

As an anthropologist, how did you get interested in the world of witchcraft and the supernatural?

In my studies I had a particular interest in health and health care (both physical and mental) across cultures.  I taught medical anthropology, and later as a social worker I worked with ethnic populations that often have distinct ways of looking at disease and mental distress.  You can’t study cross-cultural or historical medical systems for long before you start looking into witchcraft, because traditionally witches have been the folk healers, whether in Scotland, Guyana, Peru or South Africa.  The systems are different, but traditionally people always have looked to the supernatural to understand the natural.

Your Haunted Home Renovation Series looks like good spooky fun! Are the homes based on real haunted houses?

I do like to base the stories on true ghost tales.  It allows me to delve into local history as well as to explore common ghost lore.  But as always in my fiction, I soon veer off into my own entirely fabricated stories – that’s the fun part!

Speaking of haunted houses, I read in your bio that you live in a haunted house!  What’s the backstory?

My house had its 100th birthday this year!  It’s a beautiful old place that was once very fine, but it had been neglected for some time – it was empty for two years when I bought it, and it needed a lot of work – for instance, we had no heat or hot water, and a very leaky roof. Though I’ve done what I can, I don’t have the money to do a total renovation, but it’s still a lovely, slightly rambling place full of interesting windows and nooks and shadows.  When you sit in a room it’s common for the door to open, then shut again.  And while downstairs, we often hear footsteps overhead, as though someone’s pacing.  Finally, you can hear the click of what sounds like a dog’s claws on the wood floors, and the jingle of a collar.  And right afterward, something often goes missing — like a gardening glove or the like – and then you’ll find it in another room entirely.   The great part is that whatever spirits might be seem entirely friendly and benign – I’ve never felt threatened, at all.  I’ve had a lot of skeptical folk in my house, and they almost always hear something that changes their minds!

I also read that Halloween is your favorite holiday. How do you typically celebrate All Hallows Eve?

Because of the house I just described, how could I keep from having a Halloween party every year?  This place looks great in dim light – lots of alcoves and passages.  Our parties have become pretty well known around these parts, and the one year we skipped it everyone complained!  So now it’s an annual event. We always have a theme: last year was Zombie Apocalypse, and this year it’ll be Haunted Carnival.

What’s the best piece of advice you could give an aspiring mystery novelist?

The advice I give to all novelists is to write.  Just keep on writing, and don’t let anyone (or anything) dissuade you from it if that’s what you really want to do.

That’s the best way to learn, by far, in my opinion.  I think a lot of writers get too caught up in taking seminars on writing, or reading “how to” books about writing, while what they really need to do is write a novel, re-write it, and then write another one.  There’s nothing that will teach you like actually doing it.

And for anyone writing in any genre, it’s critical to read, a LOT, in your field.  See what’s out there. Study the writing styles, the pacing. Then read outside the genre, and let all those ideas percolate.  Reading is good for us!

Could you give me a sneak peak into what you’re working on now?

The fourth book in the Witchcraft Mystery series, In a Witch’s Wardrobe, focuses on herbs and botanicals and poisonings…it’s a lot of fun.  I’m just now finishing it up.  And the second in the Haunted Home Renovation series, Dead Bolt, comes out in December.  In it, Mel Turner, who has reluctantly taken over her father’s upscale home renovation company, is working on a former boarding house that holds historic secrets –and ghosts of course– in the attic.

More about this fabulous author:

Nationally bestselling author Juliet Blackwell writes the Witchcraft Mystery series (Secondhand Spirits, 2009; A Cast-off Coven, 2010; Hexes and Hemlines, June 2011; Obsidian). If Walls Could Talk launched the Haunted Home Renovation series in 2010; Dead Bolt, the second in the series, comes out in December. As one-half of the sister duo dubbed Hailey Lind, Blackwell wrote the Art Lover’s Mystery Series–including Agatha-nominated Feint of Art and the most recent, Arsenic and Old Paint (September; Perseverance Press). A former anthropologist and social worker, Juliet has worked in Mexico, Spain, Cuba, Italy, the Philippines, and France, and is now a painter in Oakland, California. She served two terms as president of NorCal Sisters in Crime.

Contact her at www.julietblackwell.net or on Twitter and Facebook!

A Q&A with Carolyn Haines, Author of the Sarah Booth Delaney Mystery Series

I’m  thrilled to announce this gem of an interview with Carolyn Haines, acclaimed author of the beloved Sarah Booth Delaney mystery series!  From light-hearted mysteries to paranormal-infused crime thrillers,  Haines’ books have wide-reaching appeal to mystery lovers, ghost enthusiasts and fans of southern fiction. This prolific author has published 19 books and several stories in anthologies, including Many Bloody Returns, a collection of vampire stories co-edited by none other than Charlaine Harris!

In between rescuing animals at the Good Fortune Farm Refuge and writing her next whodunnit – this lovely lady was kind enough to take some time out of her busy schedule to chat with Chick Lit Café about her love of ghost stories, the allure of southern fiction, Sarah Booth’s complicated love life, and what’s up next!

Welcome Carolyn! What made you want to write, and how did you get started?  

I was always a storyteller. And a reader. So it was a natural transition from reading and oral storytelling to writing. My parents were both journalists, and the written word was highly regarded in our house.

Unwed, over 30 and flat broke, Sarah Booth Delaney is not your typical southern belle. What inspired you to write about a down-on-her-luck southern woman with a penchant for solving crimes?   

Typical Southern belles were never of much interest to me—I wanted to be a cowgirl or a detective. Nancy Drew and Dale Evans were my role models, and while they were “good” girls, they could also hold their own in a man’s world. They were not “little ladies” who waited at home for their men to return. They got out and did things. Sarah Booth is of that model, but what she learns is that even women who present themselves as “helpless” are not always so.  

Eleven books into your series, I think it’s safe to say that you have a steady following of loyal fans. What is it about southern culture that readers find so fascinating?  

Not all readers are enamored of the South. I’ve had some pretty crummy remarks made—to my face and behind my back. The South is very misunderstood, but those who are willing to give books set in the Deep South a try often find that there is great charm in families who relish their eccentric relatives, who fly in the face of tradition while also having a deep commitment to tradition. Southerners have real humor about our humidity, our penchant for fried things, our crazy relatives, our dogs, and our land. Southerners are contradictory, on many levels. And like every other region, the people who live here can be wonderful, generous, and brilliant or they can be willfully ignorant, cruel, disgusting. 

I always look forward to appearances from Jitty, Sarah Booth’s wise-cracking resident ghost. It’s always entertaining when she pops up in fashionable ensembles – from Scarlet O’Hara gowns to Daisy Buchanan flapper dresses!  How did you come up with this character?  

I wish I could say I had something to do with Jitty, but she was simply there, brow-beating Sarah Booth over viable sperm and the need for a Delaney heir. I learn more about Jitty with each book. She is Sarah Booth’s subconscious, on many levels. While she never helps with solving the mystery (that would be cheating, now wouldn’t it?) she does keep Sarah Booth in line in all other ways. Sarah Booth needs Jitty to remind her about what’s important in life.

With a slew of hot suitors vying for Sarah Booth’s affections, the Mississippi summer heat isn’t all that’s steaming up your books! For the aspiring writers out there, could you share some advice on how to create and maintain romantic tension?

Many people write me and they want Sarah Booth to settle down. Coleman has legions of supporters. Graf is gaining ground, but I haven’t given up on Harold and Hamilton Garrett V. The truth is, once Sarah Booth is settled and happy, a lot of energy goes out of the books. It is that romantic tension that works as a counter-point to the external tension of the murder plot. Sarah Booth is like a dear friend. I don’t always agree with the decisions she makes, but I always love her. And she is so truly her own character by now that I wouldn’t dare try to force MY decision down her throat. Her life is a journey, as is mine. We will come to the answers in due time. But I will assure my readers that she will never move toHollywood, just as I will never move from the South (though hurricanes and humidity can truly test my resolve).

If you could spend an afternoon with one of your characters, who would it be and why?

Madame Tomeeka, I think. She does have a link to a different plane, and like Sarah Booth, I would give a lot to have a conversation with my family members who have gone to The Great Beyond. I should probably ask to spend time with Oscar for financial advice so I could one day afford to have a huge preserve for animals so they could never be hunted or chased. Or maybe if Sarah Booth acted “purdy” to Hamilton Garrett V, he would simply buy it for me. Hummm. So many possibilities.

Many of your books, including your standalones, infuse paranormal elements. What sparked your interest in ghost stories? 

My grandmother and my parents were both marvelous storytellers, and often they told ghost stories. Horror movies are a family tradition. Some people barbecue—the Haines clan goes to horror films. And we are always poorly behaved and play tricks on each other and our friends. I have seen ghosts on several occasions (When I told this in my class at the university, one of my students offered free psychiatric help from her father! I was flattered!). Although I have no special abilities myself, I sense there is far more to our world than what is on the surface, and I know that all living creatures are linked, which is why we should treat animals with more compassion that some people do.

Finally, can you tell us a little bit about what readers can expect from you next?

I’m working on the 12th bones—BONEFIRE OF THE VANITIES (I know, I just can’t help myself!) And I am going to see what this e-publishing is all about. I have a story set in South Dakota about a serial killer, and I’m going to give it a try as an e-book (in all formats) and also as a regular print book with print on demand capability. Long ago I started a small publishing company, KaliOka Books. I loved the idea, but distribution was a big, big problem. Now all of that has changed. So I just want to have the experience, and I think it will give my readers a chance to see a darker story from me. Many of them love the darker books. The title is SKIN DANCER and you’ll be hearing more about it in just a few weeks.

And in conclusion, I ask you all to spay and neuter your pets. Please don’t allow them to reproduce, no matter how cute they are. Thousands of unwanted cats, dogs, and now horses, are dying each month because no one wants them. If we can stop the supply, then the demand will grow and each creature can find a loving home.

Interested in learning more about Carolyn Haines’ books? Well then check out her website, which includes book event updates, giveaways, and Jitty’s love advice column!

Special Guest Post: Wishbones by Carolyn Haines

Anyone who has seen Steel Magnolia’s or Gone with the Wind should know that southern belles are a force to be reckoned with. Any southern lady worth her salt can bring men to their knees with just a bat of an eye. She must always look her best – even when she’s taking out the trash in sweltering heat. Most importantly, she must never accept defeat from the enemy. And Sarah Booth Delaney – the hottest detective in Zinnia, Mississippi – is no exception!

Want to know more about this fabulous Southern Belle Mystery Series? Stop by Lip Gloss and Literature to read the rest of my review!